> Through careful censorship, Apple has crafted a marketplace that offends nobody.

Impossible. Through careful thinking and reading up on philosophies of human rights and ethics, many people (myself included) have carefully cultivated values that take a deep offence to very public things deliberately crafted to offend nobody.

I mean, really, how long until the only way to offend someone with an iPhone is to chuck it in their face? ("Be glad that wasn't an unmanned drone you just got hit by!")

Or just write "for the prettiest one" on it, leave it at a wedding party and joyously partake of a hotdog (no bun).