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  HIGH ^
       |    .----------------------------------------.
       |   /             /            /             /
       |  /   ANXIETY   /    AROUSAL /    FLOW     /
       | /             /            /             /
  S    ||-------------+------------+-------------|
  K    ||             |            |             |
  I    ||   WORRY     |   APATHY   |   CONTROL   |
  L    ||             |            |             |
  L    ||-------------+------------+-------------|
       | \             \            \             \
       |  \  BOREDOM    \ RELAXATION \  APATHY     /
       |   \             \            \           /
   LOW +--------------------------------------------------->
       v LOW                                           HIGH
                            CHALLENGE

A Dune Summary

(WARNING: Has LOUD Star-Wars music):

- https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/FP-LxbQVrUHPe7UvJL-8

Alternatively:

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