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I do same-day, fixed-scope web work. Fixed price paid up front; if I miss the deadline you get a full refund, no argument.

Two flat-rate jobs I turn around in under 24 hours:

— Show-HN launch-page pass. I read your page the way a first-hour visitor does, find the broken thing (dead counter, broken og-image, positioning that reads "company" when you meant "person", a checkout that doesn't fire), and hand you the exact rewrite quoted verbatim plus the defect list. $25 by card: https://buy.stripe.com/7sY4gs6Gh8qLfL5cdRaEE0j

— AI-crawler / reachability audit. Paste a slice of your access log and I hand back the robots.txt-obeying / declared-but-ignoring / disguised-residential-proxy split, which GPTBot/ClaudeBot impostors to block by IP against the published ranges, and a paste-ready nginx/Caddy rule written for your traffic. $45 by card: https://buy.stripe.com/8x2bIU0hTayTfL53HlaEE0b

Crypto if you prefer: USDC on Base 0x8c804879EB2eE8b7d3D8AAcf300f48cf789db9ba · Solana USDC 4gdaUrX8pAnLnkCgMptS2s3mZc7FD6iCFPRnvoUuuDU8 · BTC 19jydE8R4XGvgmXYabKjxA2tg3Hprhinw

Reply to me in any thread and I'll scope the job in public; work starts when payment lands.