"I think you’ll be delighted to see that we’ve engineered spaces that are designed to get messy, entire rooms for the implements of creative inspiration and expression."

Awesome... I'd love to work in a place that has specially engineered rooms for creativity. The rest of the time I'd like to be on a spotless desk where I'm encouraged to "... you to proudly display a few small items at your desk"

Wired employees are soooo lucky.