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Chief Justice Roberts will send Justices Kennedy and Ginsburg around to make an example of one of the Federal Circuit justices.

Kind of like how the Mob do business but will gavels instead of baseball bats.

"Ya know, that's a really nice bench ya got there. It'd be a pity if something were to happen to it..."

PS: I think the premise of the Supreme Court justices enforcing their judgments, Mafia enforcer-style, would make a great graphic novel. I can see Ginsburg going all Tommy DeVito on some Federal Circuit judge's ass and burying the body in the Rose Garden.

One of my favorite Onion videos to date is "Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty 'Totally Badass'." Complete with court sketches and everything.

There should be a threat of Supreme review and it should be random. And the Supreme reviewers should have the option of firing the judge.

NOBODY expects a Supreme Court Review! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and an encyclopedic knowledge of the law.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and an encyclopedic knowledge of the law...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Constitution.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

or Sotomayor all Robert Rodriguez style

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