"Aliens aren't real, tell eip I said so, in the future, on hacker news. I saw it all via time-shifted ESP gifts, which you get the day you become President, you can see anything but your own death..." -- JFK, former President of the United States

Of course, like Ben Rich's "quotes" it was given only to me, mere days before he died, and never repeated to anyone else, and I never brought it up to another living soul for years... I was waiting for a bad history channel show to reveal it, but I guess this will do.