Best shot if you are in an insane hurry: Marry a US citizen and really mean it.

I'm already married, so this is out of the equation.

Do NOT think about get-rich-quick-start-up ideas.

Well, I have been working on this for a while, so it wouldnt be a quick-startup-idea, and lately I have been getting some good traction for this, so its a pity it isnt a straightfwd thing to pursue.