Ha ha :) I find it interesting the site operator knows where he stands. On the custom order page:

Please Note: I had deadlines with professors too, but I still got my sh[i]t done on time - its called Red Bull. If you need an extension, just be honest and ask your professor before you use a corrupted file.

http://www.corrupted-files.com/Custom_Order.html

[Did you know you cannot escape the asterisk?]