My sole benefit is that my parents have not died, and I don’t want some hopped-up border bureaucrat to be able to tell me that I can’t visit them (or my brother) for five years because his coffee was too hot.

Remember how much arbitrary and non-appealable power U.S. border guards have over visitors.

I get nothing else from my U.S. passport, because the only country I use that passport for is…the U.S.