Yeah 500 people? Come on. I have lunch with more than 500 people most days. Unless you're following 100,000+ you're a nobody with no friends, and nobody likes you. And unless you tweet at least every 10 minutes of your life (including sleep - set your alarm - I do), you're letting yourself, and humanity down. Now go up to your bedroom, and think long+hard about what sort of person you want to be. A nobody? or a twelebrity!!!1!1£