Are they relevant to my interests? No.

Do they have any impact on my life? Other than local events impacting my commute: no.

Do they improve me? With the selections Yahoo chooses? Not at all.

Is this information/content I can't get a a bazillion other viral sites? No.

Differentiate. Lead with your strength.

Even going to Yahoo News rather than Yahoo changes the story only very slightly.

Perhaps this will enlighten you: http://onion.com/14yzeCq