That was a hilarious article. I really want aliens to be here on Earth right now, that would be SOO cool and would answer a fundamental question that has intrigued humanity since we realized that were just on an unremarkable rock floating through space.

The sad part is that there is never any solid evidence for these claims. Of the hundreds and thousands of people who must be involved in keeping a secret like this under wraps, how come nobody has leaked anything? Why hasn't any definitive proof ever been released? Why are the aliens here? Why did they automatically build contact with the U.S. government? Why do these shadow governments always involve conspiracies with other supposed corporate evils like oil companies? What evidence is there that any modern technology is alien derived? Why do aliens look like humans? Why do aliens not reveal themselves? Why would aliens come to Earth? How did they master interstellar travel? Have they mastered intergalatic travel?

So many questions, so little evidence.. I do really want to believe but it's unfortunately still a fantasy.