"If you have not read it, go get yourself a cup of Mott’s® Original 100% Apple Juice (cause it is good for you and of course since that is what I am drinking right now…[;p]), turn off the TV, Punch Your Brother in the Face™ (okay…I never said that), navigate to the article using the link above, and read it attentively."
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You don't have to put all that pretentious stuff in your writing. Other than that; good article.
Please tell me what the "pretentious" stuff that I put in my writing are, because I am a bit confused at the moment.
"If you have not read it, go get yourself a cup of Mott’s® Original 100% Apple Juice (cause it is good for you and of course since that is what I am drinking right now…[;p]), turn off the TV, Punch Your Brother in the Face™ (okay…I never said that), navigate to the article using the link above, and read it attentively."
How is that "pretentious"? Seriously. Do you even know what that word means?