One of the first things you learn as an entrepreneur is
    that on some level, you’re only as good as your pitch.
    The accelerators reinforce this by teaching you the
    art of storytelling, a skill that helps an investor
    sign a term sheet as much as it helps the father of a
    young child decide to take a pay cut to be part of
    something that’s amazing.

Honestly, I reckon that's what this is all about. He's telling a story. It could be an exercise in storytelling! If so, anonymous failing founder - you're doing a good job. I'm hooked!

If not, listen to the advice in these comments.