I decided to create a typeface that would be unreadable by text scanning software (whether used by a government agency or a lone hacker)

It's pretty much unreadable to me too, so I'm not sure of the benefits.

I'm waiting for one of these fonts to use the Rapidshare cats.

The only useful version of these fonts are the oldschool "anti - tempest" fonts - fonts to help protect against van eck freaking. And even these were dubious.