I don't mean to be rude here, but could we give the "teh internets is runnin' out!!!" stories a rest on HN. I don't think there's anyone on this list who doesn't grok how absurd this is. We've been hearing this same tired alarmism since '99, but in the past few days, its shown up four times on HN.

Again, don't want to step on any toes but sheesh!