In the beginning there was God, and the Word, and whatever.

Then, they were replaced by the Selfish Gene, and Science looked like a winner for a while.

Then came Stallman, with His Bright Idea: the Forrest Gump Gene That Watches Other Selfish Genes Thrive, And Then Dies.

In the end, Selfish Parrots will eventually inherit the world, and Science will triumph again.