Mallu girls have sex. Just not with you. That's a testament to their good taste.

Helpful hint: presenting an attitude of "I hate you but want to sleep with you cause I'm so horny" is not a winning strategy. I've had better success with Kerala girls than you (and I'm not Indian), so I'm pretty sure your problem is attitude.

(Maybe I'm taking the comment a little personally. My gf is from Kochi, cut me some slack. )