> Men, can you imagine how hard it would be if all the women were constantly, and openly, talking about tampons, cramps, yeast infections, cheating, being cheated on, Trichomoniasis, faking-it, etc? I don't know about you, but It would make me feel out of place.

Would. Not. Give. A. Fuck. Talk to me about whatever shit is bothering you, make jokes about it. The time I start thinking you are a self-absorbed douchebag is when you act like a self-absorbed douchebag.