Oh, I took this as a bowdlerized version of the actual conversation, which I might be willing to pay to have a copy of if I am right?

"Commander Holden, for posterity, with your limited air time, am I right in suspecting the testing of this experimental aircraft would have been better left to a more experienced pilot?"

"Sir, fookin' 'ell yes sir. And tell 'im what does to pack a second set o' britches."

(Apologies, my knowledge of the British language is limited entirely to Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins)