All was fun... sorry (about two decades younger) when I was a junior web designer in the late 90s, keyword designer, not coder, I got approached with a freelance job to build an online store, which I knew nothing about doing. I knew some PHP, mainly how to write stuff in and out of files and inline variables into html. Naturally, I said yes to the job even though I was totally unqualified. I mean, who was qualified? I had to build a whole login portal from scratch for them to upload products, and images of the products, and sub-sub-products, and add-ons and prices and descriptions, and then have all of that reflect on the public website where people would buy them by adding them to a shopping cart which was basically a very long GET query that kept getting added to.
So but words like "database" and "sql" scared the shit out of me at the time. I was doing most of my coding out of a starbucks in Eagle Rock and there was one other guy there on a laptop, John P, who kept looking at what I was writing and telling me I had to learn databases.
What I ended up coding was basically a database based on text files and pages and a custom encoding methods and a system for locking. Imagine a year later in 1999 when I realized this had all been solved and I'd been too stubborn to try it or understand what it did...
Fast forward a few years and someone put two sequential asterisks in in the name of a product and blew up the site and my encoding system, since they'd accidentally stumbled on the row break symbol. lol. Good times.
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All was fun... sorry (about two decades younger) when I was a junior web designer in the late 90s, keyword designer, not coder, I got approached with a freelance job to build an online store, which I knew nothing about doing. I knew some PHP, mainly how to write stuff in and out of files and inline variables into html. Naturally, I said yes to the job even though I was totally unqualified. I mean, who was qualified? I had to build a whole login portal from scratch for them to upload products, and images of the products, and sub-sub-products, and add-ons and prices and descriptions, and then have all of that reflect on the public website where people would buy them by adding them to a shopping cart which was basically a very long GET query that kept getting added to.
So but words like "database" and "sql" scared the shit out of me at the time. I was doing most of my coding out of a starbucks in Eagle Rock and there was one other guy there on a laptop, John P, who kept looking at what I was writing and telling me I had to learn databases.
What I ended up coding was basically a database based on text files and pages and a custom encoding methods and a system for locking. Imagine a year later in 1999 when I realized this had all been solved and I'd been too stubborn to try it or understand what it did...
Fast forward a few years and someone put two sequential asterisks in in the name of a product and blew up the site and my encoding system, since they'd accidentally stumbled on the row break symbol. lol. Good times.