Honestly, I'm pretty suspicious of this article. First off, this game isn't out yet. So how can real life partners be angry about it?

Second, even if it was out, it would take some time for these RL partners to get a whiff of the secret in-game romancin' going on. No?

So I think this is just some kinda indirect guerilla marketing campaign or something. Still, it's kinda funny. So why not?