Sales: Yeah, our nerds just completed this new platform called FIZZBUZZ we want you to buy. What's that? Of course it's a fully-featured CMS/CRM/DataWarehouse/SocialMediaAggregator, the developers just have to make a few tweaks...they should be finished in a day or two at most.
Support: Your salesperson told you WHAT?! FIZZBUZZ isn't really capable of that, I'm sorry. No. No. I'm sorry, no. No, again, I apologize, I can't change that for you right now. If you'd like, I can put in a feature request for you. No, I can't give you an ETA...
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Sales: Yeah, our nerds just completed this new platform called FIZZBUZZ we want you to buy. What's that? Of course it's a fully-featured CMS/CRM/DataWarehouse/SocialMediaAggregator, the developers just have to make a few tweaks...they should be finished in a day or two at most.
Support: Your salesperson told you WHAT?! FIZZBUZZ isn't really capable of that, I'm sorry. No. No. I'm sorry, no. No, again, I apologize, I can't change that for you right now. If you'd like, I can put in a feature request for you. No, I can't give you an ETA...