Comment on Tesla publishes analyst forecasts suggesting sales set to fallparentComments−JumpCrisscross8moWhat happens when TSLA speculation finally hits reality?In all likelihood? xAI buys Tesla. That’s the functional floor.Would it take down the entire stock market with itNo.−ckastner8moHow low could that floor be, in dollar terms?The financial engineering with the Twitter/X takeover was already pretty bold, but Tesla would probably still be a chunk an order of magnitude larger than that.−Veliladon8moGiven that xAI only has a few billion in cash on hand? Very fucking low. It'd bankrupt Elon before reaching that stage though.−0cf8612b2e1e8moAI exuberance is ridiculous, but even xAI could not pony up enough real money to payout Tesla investors for anything but pennies on the dollar.
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In all likelihood? xAI buys Tesla. That’s the functional floor.
No.
How low could that floor be, in dollar terms?
The financial engineering with the Twitter/X takeover was already pretty bold, but Tesla would probably still be a chunk an order of magnitude larger than that.
Given that xAI only has a few billion in cash on hand? Very fucking low. It'd bankrupt Elon before reaching that stage though.
AI exuberance is ridiculous, but even xAI could not pony up enough real money to payout Tesla investors for anything but pennies on the dollar.