Happy Valentine's Day from The Cheney Family - SNL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5dwsLWR7uY

"Roses are red, violets are Blue, if I go to jail, you're gonna go too!" -Scooter Libby

"Dear Dick: Remember when you shot me in the face? Well down here in Texas, when I go any place, they say 'There goes the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face!'" -Harry Whittington

Cold Opening: Dick Cheney briefs Condoleeza Rice - Saturday Night Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKl4oAcWBp4

Rice: Sir, with all due respect, I'm still not certain how to address some of these facts.

Cheney: Two words: It's classified! Eh heh heh heh heh heh.

Rice: But they have information like the titles of the president's briefing on August 6.

Cheney: No problem. What was that again?

Rice: Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside The United States.

Cheney: Ok, THAT's bad. Uhh.

Cheney: All right, let's practice. When they make you say that title, there's going to be an audible gasp in the room. So you've gotta cough, cover up the gasp. Ok, let's practice. [...]