The better version of this is to deliver something so big, that no one will read it. Put the good, the bad and the ugly in it. Make it huge, make it read like a mastrubatory PHD thesis...

The printed version, should, if dropped on a desk from about a foot, make a thud.

Then write the summary that is short, sweet, to the point, and nothing but glowing.

Every one will just smile and nod and agree with you.