Baloney, there's tons of work that is in desperate need to get done in this country. Give me access to the US mint and I'll get unemployment down to 0% in a few months.
All those college kids without job? Boom! School class sizes across the country down to 5. Too much crime? Ten times more cops! Potholes in your city? Gone! Want your city covered in solar panels? Done! Street litter? Gone! Dirty public facilities and public transportation? Spik and span! Decrepit bridges, roads, water infrastructure, electrical lines? They're new now!
Keep bringing me people and I'll keep coming up with stuff for them to do.
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Baloney, there's tons of work that is in desperate need to get done in this country. Give me access to the US mint and I'll get unemployment down to 0% in a few months.
All those college kids without job? Boom! School class sizes across the country down to 5. Too much crime? Ten times more cops! Potholes in your city? Gone! Want your city covered in solar panels? Done! Street litter? Gone! Dirty public facilities and public transportation? Spik and span! Decrepit bridges, roads, water infrastructure, electrical lines? They're new now!
Keep bringing me people and I'll keep coming up with stuff for them to do.
Would love to hear how getting access to the US Mint will do that.
I'd crank up the presses to pay all my new workers.