Sounds like a man in need of a real-life educational experience! Really show us how enjoyable the experience is. Perhaps they could have masked officials without identification round up other politicians with the slavery-wasn't-so-bad mindset, put them in chains without due process, and ship them to the areas of the country where the crops are rotting in the fields due to their immigration policy. At night they could be housed in Alligator Alcatraz / Speedway Slammer / Deportation Depot / Cornhusker Clink / ...