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Yes, outside everyday, summer is my season.

Although I prefer not being in direct sunlight I'm still in sunlight every day.

Interesting how sunlight is helpful, do you know/think it is the light in itself, vitamin D, both or something else?

My mistake, which in hindsight is obvious: I spent 3 days with a person at the end of their flu :)

Still worth!

Not many people know this, only myself and a few of my clan, but reflected photons are actually no longer quantumly entwined with the sun, bouncing off of normal matter de-entangles them.

Thus they become robbed of their primary source of rejuvenating power!

We've been working on a device to try to force re-entanglement for centuries. Once done, we will be able to get the proper nutrition fed to us by the sun at all times.

Bob, our thirdmost clan member, has done some work with a non-portable device. He provides, for a small subscription fee, bottled water infused with re-tangled photons. We can ship this to you worldwide, but you need to act fast as they're trying to stop us, and ewW)@# <NOCARRIER>

Futurama Fry: take-my-money.gif

stop entangling peoples brains

Where do I order?!?!?

I am no expert myself but it as far as I understand morning or late-afternoon sunlight’s red and near-infrared light boosts mitochondria and thus supports immunity.

Wow, that's really interesting, thx!

my mitochondria don't agree with your mitochondria

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