Yeah, so I've read. Good for them, I suppose.

in a way that deflects all actual discussion of the logistics of your suggestion

You seem to be mistaken there: I very much welcome a discussion on it. Keyword being "discussion". Just let's not expect an outcome anything more serious than "wow I sure came up with something pretty silly / vaguely interesting". Or put forward framings like "I'm telling them what to do or what not to do".