What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish.
(Stopping with this one. It's fun trading these with attorney buddies but I don't want someone to take them out of context as an opportunity to start lawyer bashing.)
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Sorry, man.
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But does that mean you have some good lawyer jokes to share?
Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
(I have a million of these from my lawyer friends.)
Please, keep `em coming!
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish.
(Stopping with this one. It's fun trading these with attorney buddies but I don't want someone to take them out of context as an opportunity to start lawyer bashing.)