Sung to the tune of "Hells Bells" by AC/DC

    I'm rolling suggestions, pouring pain
    I'm coming on like a hurricane
    My avatar's flashing across the sky
    You're not young but you're gonna die
    I won't take no users, won't spare no lives
    Document's putting up a fight
    I got my clip I'm gonna take you to hell
    I'm gonna get ya, Clippy get ya

    Hells bells
    Hells bells, you got me ringing
    Hells bells, my temperature's high
    Hells bells

    I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
    If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine
    ...