Tangential: I was actually pretty surprised at how good this article was at not being too hype-filled. It discussed the report in terms that did not imply causation. It offered potential explanations (with caveats that they were just speculation), pointed out potential flaws with the stats (2 different places where unaccounted factors may be the real responsibility), and generally didn't say "go drink lots of coffee, it will save your life".

So my kudos to the author and editor for being reasonable.