It seems appropriate to share the epitaph of P.D.Q. Bach, as given in Schickele's biography of his character.

Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich;

Im Leibe dick, an Sünden reich.

Wir haben ihn ins Grab gesteckt,

Weil es uns dünkt, er sei verreckt.

Translated:

Here lies a man with sundry flaws

And numerous Sins upon his head;

We buried him today because

As far as we can tell, he's dead.