Touché.

Pyramid will:

* get you laid.

* help you take over the world.

* bring about world peace.

* 100% compatible with emacs, vim, textmate, and even eclipse.

* enterprise mumble mumble certified.

* tool of choice for the coolest startups in the world.

* Compatible with multiple currencies, $ £ and €. So you can make three times as much money.

* venture capitalists prefer it. 'I will chose companies that use pyramid, over those that use Django.' -- pg