"The chances of this ending the universe are 50,000,000 to 1, i'm sorry, but if there is any chance of this ending the universe, don't switch it on. It's like if my son asked for a train-set in the loft, i'd say sure, but if he said can I have a train-set that might end the universe, i'd say how about a bike."

Frankie Boyle, Mock The Week