Nobody cares about linux users.

If you can't deliver the value of what you described to normal people, it just doesn't matter. That's why Dropbox is a $7B+ company today - because they were able to commercialize something that previously was only accessible to a few people who knew weird computer commands.

To the normal person none of this is "quite trivial".

EDIT: I missed the joke. I get it now. Well-played OP.