Comment on Victorinox squeezes 1TB of high-speed storage into a Swiss Army KnifeparentComments−ohyes14y"The device will come equipped with two knife bodies, between which the drive can easily be interchanged with one that is flight-friendly and the other includes traditional Swiss Army Knife implements of a blade, scissors, and screw driver."−wisty14yYeah, but you could still have pirated movies, or unlocked software on the drive, which would make you a pirate and a thought-criminal.And you wouldn't let a pirate on a plane, would you?−kcima14yYes, and the flight-friendly knife body comes with ear plugs and special container for Xanax pills.−kabdib14yAnd TSA goons can be depended on to realize it's not an actual knife."But it says 'Swiss Army' on it.""It's not a knife.""Surrreee. Step this way, please."
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"The device will come equipped with two knife bodies, between which the drive can easily be interchanged with one that is flight-friendly and the other includes traditional Swiss Army Knife implements of a blade, scissors, and screw driver."
Yeah, but you could still have pirated movies, or unlocked software on the drive, which would make you a pirate and a thought-criminal.
And you wouldn't let a pirate on a plane, would you?
Yes, and the flight-friendly knife body comes with ear plugs and special container for Xanax pills.
And TSA goons can be depended on to realize it's not an actual knife.
"But it says 'Swiss Army' on it."
"It's not a knife."
"Surrreee. Step this way, please."