This is really cool!

For posterity, below is the output when the command is run:

  $ curl --head https://ja.cob.land/http2-204
  HTTP/2 204 
  date: one of those frigid Saturdays in November
  age: just turned 27
  location: Messina's Trailer Park on Southside Drive
  trailer: 1967 Elcona single-wide (not as bad as it sounds)
  server: at the Neptune Diner until I can get published
  content-disposition: in the late autumn of my discontent
  accept-patch: if it contains nicotine
  tk: oh shit I should put something here
  expires: in my sleep I hope