haha, I liked the section "Excited to get started? Woohoo! In case you’re wondering, Bridgetown is a progressive site generator...." Like, who is so excited to get started that they yell woo hoo, but are still wondering what Bridgetown even is, at the most vague level?

"Excited to start taking Snarflorvex? Yabba dabba doo, we are too!!1! In case you're wondering, Snarflorvex is a topical hernia medication...."