Comment on Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice?Comments−mattmaroon18yWrap a dead fish up in some newspaper. Mail it to them with a kind but clear warning that they better pack it up and go elsewhere.−shard17yI doubt the efficacy of sending someone salmon steaks. How about live fish wrapped in newspapers instead?−mattmaroon17yObv you've never smelled a two day old fillet.−steveplace18yWhat, no horse-head-in-the-bedroom?−mattmaroon17yI mean, you could, but do you really want to saw a horse's head off? Anything bigger than a cricket is too much for me.−LogicHoleFlaw17yI'm not a huge cod fan myself, but fish'n'chips isn't that bad.
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Wrap a dead fish up in some newspaper. Mail it to them with a kind but clear warning that they better pack it up and go elsewhere.
I doubt the efficacy of sending someone salmon steaks. How about live fish wrapped in newspapers instead?
Obv you've never smelled a two day old fillet.
What, no horse-head-in-the-bedroom?
I mean, you could, but do you really want to saw a horse's head off? Anything bigger than a cricket is too much for me.
I'm not a huge cod fan myself, but fish'n'chips isn't that bad.