I’m the peacemaker in my brood; my three siblings fight viciously with each other, constantly, but are all amicable with me. I thought it might be nice to try to rekindle our relationships, so I invited them all to an iMessage thread. They bickered nonstop, and so one day I was like, “I love you all but I need a break from this” and left the thread, and now they’re all three stuck there together and can never leave.

lol