Look, it's 2020s. I'm getting put to sleep by stuff like this. You gotta amp the names up to ‘Genital Grinder’ or ‘Vomited Anal Tract’ if you want people to pay attention.
dont forget its gotta have a vector graphic mascot and a custom TLD from a design team of MFA students. if the disclosure page doesnt take over my mouse like a new iPhone release website and include a youtube video i just cant be bothered.
Look, it's 2020s. I'm getting put to sleep by stuff like this. You gotta amp the names up to ‘Genital Grinder’ or ‘Vomited Anal Tract’ if you want people to pay attention.
Hmmm. Either BrokenTooth or BlenderWave are apropos to the year.
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Look, it's 2020s. I'm getting put to sleep by stuff like this. You gotta amp the names up to ‘Genital Grinder’ or ‘Vomited Anal Tract’ if you want people to pay attention.
dont forget its gotta have a vector graphic mascot and a custom TLD from a design team of MFA students. if the disclosure page doesnt take over my mouse like a new iPhone release website and include a youtube video i just cant be bothered.
Pfah, all the graphic stuff you'd want was done ages ago: https://img.discogs.com/x-gix4VLRA0rKQTfSf4lx6HKeMw=/fit-in/...
Reminds me of this from last week: https://catinthehatattack.com/
"Blue Death spreads remote code execution like warm butter on a french toast"
The virus spreads in an instant,
Your holes are its seducing.
It slays from a distance,
You're on the list for
E-XE-CU-TION
GAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!
At least they didn't register a domain for it.
Hmmm. Either BrokenTooth or BlenderWave are apropos to the year.
Best I can do is Poopy Dentures.
How about "ShitEatingGrin" or "AphexTwinAlbumCover"?