Um, no. A not small number of my orders go like this:

"I'd like to order a pizza."

"Okay, man, like, I just need to find the pad."

"Okay."

"... ... ... Oh, there."

"I'd like to order a large <some hipster name for pepperoni pizza> for delivery."

"Okay, so that's like, a pizza, right?"

And it went on and on and on ...

"Oh, shit, who let <soandso> pick up the phone." <stomp> <stomp> <stomp>

"I'm sorry. I can take your order now."

Had we been quicker on the uptake it would have been a viral recording.

I sincerely hope that the dude was blazed out of his mind and that wasn't his normal state.