I was expecting something like

  Hi! Thanks for visiting us.

  Feel free to look around in:
     /accounts/o8/id
     /ads/preferences/html/
     /ads/preferences/plugin
     /alerts/manage
     /books/about
     /booksrightsholders
     /globalmarketfinder/*.html

     [snip]

  Please stay out of:
     /accounts/o8
     /aclk
     /addurl/image?
     /ads/preferences/
     /advanced_blog_search
     /advanced_group_search
     /adwordsresellers
     /alerts/
     /analytics/admin/

     [snip]