'Apple, recognizing this need, will release a new app that will allow users to create hierarchical categories for their stuff, search their stuff, move it around, and make copies of their stuff. The app will probably be named "Finder", and these pieces of data might be named, "files".'

They will be heralded for their visionary move; "game changing", some will say.

Meanwhile, Android fans will wonder why they didn't already have the equivalent of a shared "find resource" Intent.

Bickering will ensue.