Can we ship all the nuclear waste to your house?

Assuming the alternative (which you conveniently left out) is the negative externalities of coal-fired power ending up on my doorstep? Yes, I'll take the nuke waste, thanks. Pull around on the left side of the house, please, so that you don't crush the sewer lines.

Don't worry, it's the safest kind of energy there is.

Nothing in your comment contradicts that statement.