Bingo.

I actually use only the new page since enough of my interests are sufficiently esoteric that submissions about them never get many votes (often only mine).

But your title was a distinct turn-off, strongly enough so that I actually remember it as such. Unfortunately I just about never look at who submits items, otherwise I might have given it a chance.

At least for me, you'd be much better off with a title that gives me at least the slightest concrete idea of what the submission is about.