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Using new features of TeX π, Knuth has inserted interrobangs along critical fault lines, and he intends to offset the entire West Coast, widening rivers and reflowing the Pacific; the Bay Area will be left flushed and right ragged, creating many widows and orphans. The only way to stem this bold, unjustified plot is to transfer a well-padded figure of $175,921,860,444.16 immediately to the Bank of San Serriffe.

Land: It's the only thing they're not making more of.

I know a few volcanoes who would beg to differ.

the lesson here is: Don't make jokes on the internet unless you've thoroughly researched the 'facts' of your 'joke'.

You have no idea how many jokes I've abandoned after realizing that they're scientifically inaccurate.

Oh the timeliness of wp: Interesting how many features of those Dubai items are still described as "will be completed in" ...2008 or ...2009.

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