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Johnson! Develop an email opt out page immediately!

Sir! Yes, Sir!

Oh, and Johnson?

Sir?

As you know our organization rides itself on our customer service and ability to extend customer relationships. Therefore, Marketing will be using analytics to measure customer retention. If your page does not meet their target of 87% retention, you will be terminated.

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